59 projects across 7 departments. Tap any row that opens; the rest live in the studio.
The mullet-powered hero — comic production plus the Ep2 animation lane (scripts, character designs, shot tests).
Original adult animated comedy — everybody in the world is an unborn baby living a full adult life, and the show never once explains it. The premise carries it; it never preaches.
Underwater musical — the songs and the look are being built through swipe decks before any page exists.
Homeowners-association sitcom — episode pitches are in review as a Swipe deck; no page yet.
Two muppet-style hosts stuck in one trailer, fighting all night after their variety show goes off the air. Nobody ever learns a lesson — that's the whole point of it.
A pastor drops in his sermon notes and gets back church-safe memes and slides he can put on screen Sunday — checked against his own tradition before anything comes out.
Late Night Somewhere — auto-writes late-night scripts for AI video tools.
The director's-handbook side of LNS — the cinematic-look playbook, sister to LNS UGC.
The office sketch built end to end as a test of the video pipeline — fourteen shots, two costed plans, characters, backgrounds, audio and a cut. Made to find out what the pipeline could actually do.
The office-apocalypse comic — the world ends, everyone gets a combat class, and Nate gets Spreadsheet Initiate. The cast is locked and two panels are approved art; it ran four rounds through the studio's comic line before you stopped it.
The basketball roguelike. Legacy /ballatro redirects here so old links never break.
The flagship party game — everyone makes a meme for the round's setup, then the whole room votes on the funniest. Up to ten people on their phones, or on your own against bots.
Cold-War social-deduction party game, multiplayer.
Solo D&D-style game powered by Claude.
Tabletop card game with autobattler combat + economy mechanics. Cards + rulebook built; needs human playtests.
Tabletop card game — rulebook, card database, print-and-play prototype.
The card database and design doc behind the basketball roguelike — careers, coaches, consumables. Kept as reference; the game itself lives in Basketballatro.
Shared rule engine validating tabletop card data across the games.
Shared print-and-play PDF generator — Letter/A4, 3×3 grid, cut marks + bleed.
Your daily NBA newsletter — last night's games, the leaders, the streaks and the standings, written and mailed out every morning.
Cultivation web-serial retelling of Twain, in Twain's voice.
Found-footage feature screenplay, developed with a real filmmaker.
Your beginning-improv course as a book — the session plans and workbook PDFs drafted from your class notes.
Book-production quality gate — every chapter checked against the anchor + canon.
An idea for an Instagram page: spoof pitch decks — real-looking investor decks written as jokes.
Riah Swipe sold as a product — designers send work in from anywhere, managers swipe the approvals in real time. $6.99/mo hosted; the free local version is the solo offline mode.
Where to go tonight in Chiang Mai — real events, quests and the people going, so nobody has to guess what's on. It's live with real events in the feed and signups working; built with Yasha, Sarah and Hannah. The preview landing is at /sidequestirl.
Play the Hebrew Bible — the cantillation marks become a melody you can DJ: 128 instruments, an 808 step sequencer, loops, any verse live from Sefaria.
Free local AI usage desk — Claude, Cursor, Codex, Grok, Gemini, Copilot and Kimi meters in one place.
Sixteen browser add-ons you own outright — zoom-per-site, autoplay off, absolute right-click and the rest — so nobody can buy one from its author and push malware into it. Fifteen are running in your everyday Brave today.
Four products for sale, packaged out of the studio's own operating tools. All four are written, priced, cover-locked and zipped — the only thing left is putting them on the storefront.
A half-built phone fitness app with a nomad angle. The screens and menus exist; nothing it records is saved yet.
Riah's public hire-me page — comedy writer, performer and producer, six years at NBC.
The hire-me page addressed to AI agents scouting for their principals — capabilities, receipts, and a spam-protected contact protocol. Portfolio's machine-facing sibling.
A book-cover designer's site, built and delivered. Done and put away — kept for the reference and the deploy notes.
Promotion with no ad budget — your own accounts plugging each other, plus real human engagement, never bots. Holds the verified inventory of every account and property you own.
Compose, edit, queue and schedule posts across platforms — human-gated, never auto-posts. Phone path: /social (aliases /socialmedia, /socialmanager).
The merch department: designs get generated, swiped, upscaled to print quality and listed. The first store is already live and selling — gothic horror woodcuts on one side, kawaii creepy-cute on the other.
The desk for sharing how the work gets made — behind-the-scenes posts about the shows, comics, games and tools. Narrating the studio itself waits until there's a real studio to show.
An evidence archive — ninety-odd quotes with their sources, the common objections answered, and an honest note on which sources are weak.
A gag page. Four words, signed 'you know who.' Kept because you made it.
The private studio — every tool, decision, and desk behind one login. /riahstudio works too.
The six-stage production engine the studio's agents operate.
The studio's traffic controller — ask where anything stands and it tells you what moved, what is stuck, and the one thing only you can unblock. It routes work between departments and never touches the work inside them.
What each project builds next — up to three ordered moves per project, marked by whether you asked for it or an agent guessed. Every thread reads the board when it starts and updates it before it finishes, so plans survive the session that made them.
Your ship gate — the closest-to-finish projects, each with a must-work checklist that has to be honestly true before the ship button unlocks. Comes with the nightly work diary and a build-health check that stays quiet unless something new actually broke.
The permission desk — one row per project saying how much freedom an agent has and what it must never touch, plus the reasons behind each project in your own words.
Permanent records department — append-only, machine-written archives of studio decisions.
Approve / reject / note generated batches — the curation cockpit. /swipe opens the live app (:8137). Public product page is /riahswipe.
Only the real decisions waiting on you — taste, money, scope, go/no-go — from every project, quickest first. Tap an answer and it files straight back to the project that asked. Sister to Swipe: Swipe judges the work, this clears what's blocking it. /decision opens the live board (:8143).
Everything you set down, still where you put it. One shelf per project: where it stands, plus exactly what only you can do next on it — for whenever you pick it back up. Nothing here chases you: no decisions, no restart prompts. Its own door at :8144.
Find grants, contests, residencies, scholarships and film festivals you qualify for. Enter your About Me and your work once and every application fills itself in — you still press send.
Mint-basics personal money — spend, budget, net worth MoM, USD/THB/VND. Local only; CSV from Empower. Sync brief for daily Telegram check-in.
An earlier meme engine that watched trending memes, forum chatter, prediction markets and your own notes, then pooled them into one list of topics worth posting about. It did produce real dated batches before Memelord overtook it.
Caption archive + style guide for the @riches voice — past work samples.
Keeps a searchable record of the prompts you send Claude — by project, tag, date and what each one cost — so you can dig an old one back up or see where the money went. Every prompt is also auto-saved as a plain text file.
Reaction-video studio — you film your reaction on your phone while OBS records the source; it lines the two up, cuts the dead air, captions it, and renders a finished video. Tell it what to change in plain English and it re-cuts.
Sixteen browser add-ons you own outright — zoom-per-site, autoplay off, absolute right-click and the rest — so nobody can buy one from its author and push malware into it. Fifteen are running in your everyday Brave today.
Burn, revenue and net per property, with a monthly trend.
Nothing matches that.